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In case there's anyone here still watching me after my horrible inactivity...take a look at my latest creation! It's a short film that was part of my Media coursework -- my friend and I had been producing it for about two months before we lost it all in a system crash. We missed the deadline, but were able to reconstruct the film by reshooting a number of scenes (in one day) and using old salvaged footage. Here's the result!
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Devious Journal Entry
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I really need to make a worthwhile entry on here some time. Ah well, breaking my vow of silence to do a quiz that VioletPurpleSunRise recommended.
1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
No. Why am I even doing this?
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
N/A
3) Do you like cereal?
Hell yes
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Streaky Haddock...for having his name on Steam as 'Streakaloo'
5) Do you regret it?
Probably.
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Never clinically, medically depressed, but I've felt like it...as is the life of a teenager
7) Are you a boy or girl?
I do indeed have a willy.
8) Ever dreamed to be a gay/lesbian?
I firmly believe I am a lesbian trapped in the body of a straight male.
9) What is your relationship status?
What's a relationship? ...Not applicable. Non-existent.
10) How do you want to die?
After a long and successful life...if not, being run over by a monster truck in St. Peter's Square
11) Candy?
Poor Candy -- dog shot and dreams thrashed.
12) Played any sports?
Not seriously.
13) Do you bite your nails?
Not the nails, but the skin around them.
14) When was your last physical fight?
"Don't Touch My Pink Guinea Pig!" -- Scrap with my dad
15) Do you have an attitude?
I have lots of attitudes. To many things.
16) Does someone like you?
I'm sure there's some people that 'like' me, but there's no-one that 'like-likes', if that's what you're getting at, Quiz.
17) What is your real name?
Some combination of insane nonsense like Alishta Westywoo, apparently.
18) What is your nickname?
Alistair Westwood
19) Are you gonna get high later?
Why of course, good sir.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nope.
21) Do you miss someone?
Not really.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Both!
23) Do you tan a lot?
Hardly a fitting question for a heterosexual male. I tan, but I don't notice or care about it.
24) Have any pets?
Cat, guinea pig, hamster, invisible pink unicorn.
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Stressed.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Many times. Don't even remind me of the two-minute McDonalds meal on the way to school.
27) How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
Still scared of it shrinking my balls, but nice anyway.
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
So far, definitely not.
29) Are you scared of spiders?
No. Silly Arachnophobes.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Sure.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Taking French as a twilight course ._.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Well, the remaining four hours of it? Skyrim, then sleep.
33) Do you want to have kids?
I'd LIKE to, but it's unlikely.
35) Do you type fast?
Yeees.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MALE, QUIZ. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
37) Want any more?
No!
38) Can you spell well?
Reading nerd for most of my life, so yeah, generally.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Nope.
40) What are you craving right now?
Skyrim
41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
A bonfire 'party' you say? No. I've been to bonfires but never what I'd call a bonfire /party/. Not that I go to many parties anyway.
42) Do you like pie?
Pie...Mmmmmmmhmm.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. (Yes)
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
I now concerned about the Americanness of this quiz as well as it's gearing towards females
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I would only do that as part of a fair exchange. So yes, probably.
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Haven't had enough experience in that field to actually experience that.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Not as I recall.
48) Love triangle?
As if I'd ever end up in a love triangle >.<
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
As long as they were nice people.
50) What should you be doing?
Playing SKYRIM
51) What's irritating you right now?
Life.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yes.
53) Does somebody love you?
No.
54) What is your favorite color?
Black. Like my soul.
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Probably. Not recently though. Maybe I should...
56)Slept in a car?
On many occasions.
57) Do you have trust issues?
Nope. Obviously I don't just trust everyone I see, but I'll trust those who prove themselves to me. Not that that happens often.
58) Does it get in the way of you being happy?
Sometimes.
59) Religion?
...is evil and dangerous.
60) Parent relationship?
Fairly good, generally.
61) Ever been turned down?
No, but then again I've never actually asked someone out.
62) What do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Thinks there was nothing wrong with what happened during (or more importantly) after the break-up.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I generally don't, so I can't remember.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Most definitely.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgiving is incredibly easy, even if forgetting is more sensible.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
No.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
Oddly, "Ali G"
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
No, though I'd like to
69) Has it happened more than once?
N/A
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Hell no.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Read some more of Nineteen Eighty Four
72) Do you do that a lot?
Yes...I'm reading the book
73) What is bothering you?
Everything.
74) Have you ever been out of your state?
My 'state'? THIS IS AMERICAN-CENTRIC. DIE QUIZ, DIE. Yes, I have been out of my country.
75) Do you play the Wii?
Only when I have to.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
Ja. The Portal soundtrack
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Hell yes.
78) Do you know your mothers b- day?
Nope
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
Under certain circumstances I'd support it, but I'd never do it myself because it's cruel.
81) Are you mean?
I try not to be /genuinely/ mean, but some of my jokes can be pretty mean :3
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Who the hell wears white shoes?
83) What about white shirts?
Never wear 'em, but probably not.
84) Do you believe in true love?
Unfortunately yes. It is, however an irrational concept and I'm ashamed of it.
85) Do you love anyone?
Yes.
86) Could you live without your phone?
Probably, but it'd be hard.
87) Have you ever had to?
I don't want to talk about it...
88) Do you like the outside?
Under circumstances.
89) Are you currently bored?
Quite.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Eventually.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Why would anyone ever call me that?
92) Are you hungry?
No. Just eaten a massive meal at The Sizzler.
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Hah. No.
94) What makes you happy?
Not much. Reading, writing, creating, gaming, people I can like and trust...and that's about it.
95) Would you change your name?
Eh, no.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
Nope.
97) Hawaii?
Nop.
98) Do you watch the news?
Whenever I can.
99) What' s your zodiac sign?
Leo...but zodiac signs are a load of bollocks.
100) Do you like Subway?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Huh?
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Well, we've been friends since early childhood so it's unlikely. I don't know, really. Panic.
103) Do you talk like your friends?
I pick up certain traits of speech sometimes.
104) Do they talk like you?
THEY pick up certain traits of speech sometimes.
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Yes, but only out of fear.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Indeed
107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Uh, my sister, actually.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I'd not be THAT bothered, as long as they didn't do it around me and they were trying to work towards not smoking.
109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Probably Timanims.
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
Okay so this is definitely an American quiz. FAVOURITE*. Anyway, Numan wrote a very good song recently -- the lyrics to the entire song fit my thoughts...but the last three lines really strike a chord:
"I will love you. Miss you. All of my life.
I will need you. Want you. All of my life.
But I've lost you. Lost you. For the rest of my life."
111) Can you count to one million?
Yes...but I'm not going to
1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
No. Why am I even doing this?
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
N/A
3) Do you like cereal?
Hell yes
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Streaky Haddock...for having his name on Steam as 'Streakaloo'
5) Do you regret it?
Probably.
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Never clinically, medically depressed, but I've felt like it...as is the life of a teenager
7) Are you a boy or girl?
I do indeed have a willy.
8) Ever dreamed to be a gay/lesbian?
I firmly believe I am a lesbian trapped in the body of a straight male.
9) What is your relationship status?
What's a relationship? ...Not applicable. Non-existent.
10) How do you want to die?
After a long and successful life...if not, being run over by a monster truck in St. Peter's Square
11) Candy?
Poor Candy -- dog shot and dreams thrashed.
12) Played any sports?
Not seriously.
13) Do you bite your nails?
Not the nails, but the skin around them.
14) When was your last physical fight?
"Don't Touch My Pink Guinea Pig!" -- Scrap with my dad
15) Do you have an attitude?
I have lots of attitudes. To many things.
16) Does someone like you?
I'm sure there's some people that 'like' me, but there's no-one that 'like-likes', if that's what you're getting at, Quiz.
17) What is your real name?
Some combination of insane nonsense like Alishta Westywoo, apparently.
18) What is your nickname?
Alistair Westwood
19) Are you gonna get high later?
Why of course, good sir.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nope.
21) Do you miss someone?
Not really.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Both!
23) Do you tan a lot?
Hardly a fitting question for a heterosexual male. I tan, but I don't notice or care about it.
24) Have any pets?
Cat, guinea pig, hamster, invisible pink unicorn.
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Stressed.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Many times. Don't even remind me of the two-minute McDonalds meal on the way to school.
27) How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
Still scared of it shrinking my balls, but nice anyway.
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
So far, definitely not.
29) Are you scared of spiders?
No. Silly Arachnophobes.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Sure.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Taking French as a twilight course ._.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Well, the remaining four hours of it? Skyrim, then sleep.
33) Do you want to have kids?
I'd LIKE to, but it's unlikely.
35) Do you type fast?
Yeees.
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MALE, QUIZ. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
37) Want any more?
No!
38) Can you spell well?
Reading nerd for most of my life, so yeah, generally.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Nope.
40) What are you craving right now?
Skyrim
41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
A bonfire 'party' you say? No. I've been to bonfires but never what I'd call a bonfire /party/. Not that I go to many parties anyway.
42) Do you like pie?
Pie...Mmmmmmmhmm.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. (Yes)
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
I now concerned about the Americanness of this quiz as well as it's gearing towards females
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I would only do that as part of a fair exchange. So yes, probably.
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Haven't had enough experience in that field to actually experience that.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Not as I recall.
48) Love triangle?
As if I'd ever end up in a love triangle >.<
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
As long as they were nice people.
50) What should you be doing?
Playing SKYRIM
51) What's irritating you right now?
Life.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yes.
53) Does somebody love you?
No.
54) What is your favorite color?
Black. Like my soul.
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Probably. Not recently though. Maybe I should...
56)Slept in a car?
On many occasions.
57) Do you have trust issues?
Nope. Obviously I don't just trust everyone I see, but I'll trust those who prove themselves to me. Not that that happens often.
58) Does it get in the way of you being happy?
Sometimes.
59) Religion?
...is evil and dangerous.
60) Parent relationship?
Fairly good, generally.
61) Ever been turned down?
No, but then again I've never actually asked someone out.
62) What do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Thinks there was nothing wrong with what happened during (or more importantly) after the break-up.
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I generally don't, so I can't remember.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Most definitely.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgiving is incredibly easy, even if forgetting is more sensible.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
No.
67) What was your child hood nickname?
Oddly, "Ali G"
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
No, though I'd like to
69) Has it happened more than once?
N/A
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Hell no.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Read some more of Nineteen Eighty Four
72) Do you do that a lot?
Yes...I'm reading the book
73) What is bothering you?
Everything.
74) Have you ever been out of your state?
My 'state'? THIS IS AMERICAN-CENTRIC. DIE QUIZ, DIE. Yes, I have been out of my country.
75) Do you play the Wii?
Only when I have to.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
Ja. The Portal soundtrack
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Hell yes.
78) Do you know your mothers b- day?
Nope
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
Under certain circumstances I'd support it, but I'd never do it myself because it's cruel.
81) Are you mean?
I try not to be /genuinely/ mean, but some of my jokes can be pretty mean :3
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Who the hell wears white shoes?
83) What about white shirts?
Never wear 'em, but probably not.
84) Do you believe in true love?
Unfortunately yes. It is, however an irrational concept and I'm ashamed of it.
85) Do you love anyone?
Yes.
86) Could you live without your phone?
Probably, but it'd be hard.
87) Have you ever had to?
I don't want to talk about it...
88) Do you like the outside?
Under circumstances.
89) Are you currently bored?
Quite.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Eventually.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Why would anyone ever call me that?
92) Are you hungry?
No. Just eaten a massive meal at The Sizzler.
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Hah. No.
94) What makes you happy?
Not much. Reading, writing, creating, gaming, people I can like and trust...and that's about it.
95) Would you change your name?
Eh, no.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
Nope.
97) Hawaii?
Nop.
98) Do you watch the news?
Whenever I can.
99) What' s your zodiac sign?
Leo...but zodiac signs are a load of bollocks.
100) Do you like Subway?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Huh?
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Well, we've been friends since early childhood so it's unlikely. I don't know, really. Panic.
103) Do you talk like your friends?
I pick up certain traits of speech sometimes.
104) Do they talk like you?
THEY pick up certain traits of speech sometimes.
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Yes, but only out of fear.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Indeed
107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Uh, my sister, actually.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I'd not be THAT bothered, as long as they didn't do it around me and they were trying to work towards not smoking.
109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Probably Timanims.
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
Okay so this is definitely an American quiz. FAVOURITE*. Anyway, Numan wrote a very good song recently -- the lyrics to the entire song fit my thoughts...but the last three lines really strike a chord:
"I will love you. Miss you. All of my life.
I will need you. Want you. All of my life.
But I've lost you. Lost you. For the rest of my life."
111) Can you count to one million?
Yes...but I'm not going to
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So.
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Potter's gone
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Wow
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I've not updated this in ages :3
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I swear amma make a report of what went down in Amsterdam soon :3
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( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been In A First Fight
(x) Had A Crush On A Person Older Than You
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
(x) Had A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
( ) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Killed A Snake
(x) Stolen
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone (not mine)
( ) Made A Porn Video
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black-Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
( ) Stabbed someone
( ) Done any drugs
(x) made someone bleed
( ) Had sex in public
(x) Robbed someone
( ) Kissed someone
Total: 41
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm below average]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be dead]
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